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• Children

  By aaforringer on March 15, 2022 • ( 0 )

  I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home. Robert Orben Robert Orben (born March 4, 1927) is an American professional comedy writer, although he also worked as a magician. He has written multiple books on comedy, mostly… Read More ›

• Kissed

  By aaforringer on March 10, 2022 • ( 0 )

  I kissed my first girl and smoked my first cigarette on the same day. I haven’t had time for tobacco since. Arturo Toscanini Arturo Toscanini (March 25, 1867 – January 16, 1957) was an Italian conductor. He was one of the most acclaimed… Read More ›

• Missing

  By aaforringer on March 8, 2022 • ( 0 )

  Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. Groucho Marx Julius Henry “Groucho” Marx (October 2, 1890 – August 19, 1977) was an American comedian, actor, writer, stage, film, radio, and television star. He is generally considered to have been… Read More ›

• Witty

  By aaforringer on March 3, 2022 • ( 0 )

  You can pretend to be serious by you can’t pretend to be witty. Sacha Guitry Alexandre-Pierre Georges “Sacha” Guitry (21 February 1885 – 24 July 1957) was a French stage actor, film actor, director, screenwriter, and playwright of the boulevard theatre. He was the son… Read More ›