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  • Lawyer

    Two farmers each claimed a certain cow. While one pulled on its head and the other pulled on its tail, the cow was milked by a lawyer. Unknown

  • You may already be a loser.

    Form letter received by Rodney Dangerfield. Rodney Dangerfield (born Jacob Rodney Cohen; November 22, 1921 – October 5, 2004) was an American stand-up comedian, actor, producer, screenwriter, musician and author. He was known for his self-deprecating one-liner humor, his catchphrase “I don’t get no respect!” and… Read More ›

  • Business

    Hurting people is my business. Sugar Ray Robinson Walker Smith Jr. (May 3, 1921 – April 12, 1989), better known as Sugar Ray Robinson, was an American professional boxer who competed from 1940 to 1965. He was inducted into the International Boxing Hall of Fame in… Read More ›

  • Stress

    To reduce stress, avoid excitement. Spend more time with your spouse. Robert Orden. Robert Orben (born March 4, 1927) is an American professional comedy writer, although he also worked as a magician. He has written multiple books on comedy, mostly collections of… Read More ›