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• Thanksgiving

  By aaforringer on November 22, 2016 • ( 0 )

  

  I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land.      Jon Stewart Jon Stewart (born Jonathan Stuart Leibowitz, November… Read More ›

• House

  By aaforringer on November 17, 2016 • ( 0 )

  

  If you burn your neighbors house down, it doesn’t make your house look any better.   Lou Holtz Louis Leo “Lou” Holtz (born January 6, 1937) is a former American football player, coach, and analyst. He served as the head… Read More ›

• Paradox

  By aaforringer on November 15, 2016 • ( 0 )

  

  You might find me outside with a can of hair spray, spraying it with the hope that the sun will burn a hole in the Earth. Another part of me hopes people will grow up and evolve and get smarter…. Read More ›

• Burn

  By aaforringer on November 10, 2016 • ( 0 )

  

  Wherever they burn books they will also, in the end, burn human beings.   Heinrich Heine Christian Johann Heinrich Heine (13 December 1797 – 17 February 1856) was a German poet, journalist, essayist, and literary critic. He is best known… Read More ›