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• Santa

  By aaforringer on December 26, 2013 • ( 0 )

  

  The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. George Carlin

• Christmas Parties

  By aaforringer on December 24, 2013 • ( 0 )

  

  What I don’t like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day Phyllis Diller From Wikipedia: Phyllis Ada Driver (July 17, 1917 – August 20, 2012), better known as Phyllis Diller, was an American stand-up comedienne,… Read More ›

• Christmas- Speech

  By aaforringer on December 22, 2013 • ( 0 )

  

  And the Grinch, with his Grinch-feet ice cold in the snow, stood puzzling and puzzling, how could it be so? It came without ribbons. It came without tags. It came without packages, boxes or bags. And he puzzled and puzzled… Read More ›

• Television

  By aaforringer on December 19, 2013 • ( 0 )

  

  I find television very educational. Every time someone switches it on I go into another room and read a good book. Groucho Marx (1895-1977) American comic actor. This seemed appropriate as I just got rid of my television yesterday.