The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. George Carlin For more Christmas Cheer listen to the Miles Mitchell Christmas Radio Play. The Five Types of Christmas Movies The Christmas Carol… Read More ›
Quotes
Searching
Searching is half the fun: life is much more manageable when thought of as a scavenger hunt as opposed to a surprise party. Jimmy Buffett James William “Jimmy” Buffett (born December 25, 1946) is an American musician, songwriter,… Read More ›
Alcohol
I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me. Winston Churchill Sir Winston Leonard Spencer-Churchill, KG, OM, CH, TD, PC, DL, FRS, RA (30 November 1874 – 24 January 1965) was a British statesman who was… Read More ›
Impossible
Every man should pull a boat over a mountain once in his life. Werner Herzog Werner Herzog (German; born 5 September 1942) is a German screenwriter, film director, author, actor and opera director.
Stories and Quotes from the Mind* and Keyboard of A.A.Forringer 