Quotes

Drinking

By aaforringer on December 25, 2014 • ( 0 )

Christmas at my house is always at least six or seven times more pleasant than anywhere else. We start drinking early. And while everyone else is seeing only one Santa Claus, we’ll be seeing six or seven. W.C. Fields… Read More ›

Wrapping

By aaforringer on December 23, 2014 • ( 1 )

My wife, like many women, actually LIKES wrapping things. If she gives you a gift that requires batteries, she wraps the batteries separately, which to me is very close to being a symptom of mental illness. Dave Barry Dave… Read More ›

Meant

By aaforringer on December 18, 2014 • ( 0 )

While I had often said that I wanted to die in bed, what I really meant was that in my old age I wanted to be stepped on by an elephant while making love. Roger Zelazny Roger Joseph Zelazny… Read More ›

Snow

By aaforringer on December 16, 2014 • ( 0 )

Sunshine is delicious, rain is refreshing, wind braces us up, snow is exhilarating; there is really no such thing as bad weather, only different kinds of good weather. John Ruskin (8 February 1819 – 20 January 1900) He was the leading… Read More ›