Well, I thought my razor was dull until I heard his speech. Groucho Marx
Quotes
Liberty
I must study politics and war that my sons may have liberty to study mathematics and philosophy. John Adams in a letter to his wife, dated 1780
Two-Faced
If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one? -Abraham Lincoln (1809-1865)
Choosing
When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I’ve never tried before. Mae West (1892-1980)