Quotes

Holidays

A summary of every Jewish holiday: They tried to kill us, we won, let’s eat! Alan King Alan King (born Irwin Alan Kniberg; December 26, 1927 – May 9, 2004) was an American actor and comedian known for his biting wit and often angry… Read More ›

Gift

The worst gift that I ever gave a girl was a suitcase for Christmas. As in, ‘I can’t think of anything to give you, but here’s a new suitcase.’ Afterward, I was like, ‘What were you thinking, idiot?’ Jensen Ackles… Read More ›

Recipe

The first recipe for happiness is: avoid too lengthy meditation on the past. Andre Maurois André Maurois (born Émile Salomon Wilhelm Herzog; 26 July 1885 – 9 October 1967) was a French author.

Understand

The highest activity a human being can attain is learning for understanding, because to understand is to be free. Baruch Spinoza Benedict de Spinoza, Hebrew forename Baruch, Latin forename Benedictus, Portuguese Bento de Espinosa, (born November 24, 1632, Amsterdam—died February 21, 1677, The Hague), Dutch… Read More ›