Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die. Mel Brooks Melvin James Brooks ( Kaminsky, born June 28, 1926) is an American actor, comedian, filmmaker, composer, and songwriter. He is known as… Read More ›
actor
Clown
A clown is funny in the circus ring, but what would be the normal reaction to opening a door at midnight and finding the same clown standing there in the moonlight? – Lon Chaney, Sr. Leonidas Frank “Lon” Chaney (April… Read More ›
Interests
A man who limits his interests, limits his life. Vincent Price Vincent Leonard Price, Jr. (May 27, 1911 – October 25, 1993) was an American actor, well known for his distinctive voice and performances in horror films. His career spanned other… Read More ›
Distance
Anywhere is walking distance if you’ve got the time. Steven Wright Steven Alexander Wright (born December 6, 1955) is an American comedian, actor and writer. He is known for his distinctly lethargic voice and slow, deadpan delivery… Read More ›