I celebrate everyone’s religious holidays. if it’s good enough for the righteous, it’s good enough for the self-righteous, I always say. Bette Midler Bette Midler (born December 1, 1945) is an American singer, songwriter, actress, comedian, and film producer.¬† ¬†Born… Read More ›


Celebrate the independence of your nation by blowing up a small part of it. From the Clerk at the Quicke Mart down at the shore in the Simpsons.