When I wake up on a Monday morning and I realize I don’t have to go and work at the civil service, I really think I’ve won. Paul Merton Paul James Martin (born 9 July 1957), known by the stage… Read More ›
Comedian
Love
Falling in love is a chemical reaction. But it wears off in a year. Yakov Smirnoff Yakov Naumovich Pokhis (Russian: Яков Наумович Похис; born 24 January 1951),[1] better known as Yakov Smirnoff (Russian: Яков Смирнов; /ˈsmɪərnɒf/), is a Ukrainian-American comedian, actor and writer. He began his career… Read More ›
Ex-Wife
A wife last for only the length of the marriage, but an ex-wife is there for the rest of your life. Jim Samuels Jim Samuels was born on October 13, 1948 in Oakland, California, USA as James Marshall Samuels. He… Read More ›
Ugly
Some women hold up dresses that are so ugly and they always say the same thing: ‘This looks much better on.’ On what? On fire? Rita Rudner Rita Rudner (born September 17, 1953) is an American comedian, writer and actress. Beginning… Read More ›
Stories and Quotes from the Mind* and Keyboard of A.A.Forringer 