Drinking

Drink

If you are young and you drink a great deal it will spoil your health, slow your mind, make you fat – in other words, turn you into an adult.    P. J. O’Rourke Patrick Jake O’Rourke (born November 14, 1947),… Read More ›

Bacteria

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is Freedom, in water there is bacteria.   Benjamin Franklin Benjamin Franklin (January 17, 1706 – April 17, 1790) was one of the Founding Fathers of the United States. A renowned polymath, Franklin was… Read More ›

Hatchet – Speech

A great preemptive scary speech from a male relative to a less than desirable male who is dating his niece. Buck: Fair enough. I like to carry it, you never know when you’re going to need it. A situation may… Read More ›

Drinking

  Christmas at my house is always at least six or seven times more pleasant than anywhere else. We start drinking early. And while everyone else is seeing only one Santa Claus, we’ll be seeing six or seven.  W.C. Fields… Read More ›