George Carlin

Christmas

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.   George Carlin For more Christmas Cheer listen to the Miles Mitchell Christmas Radio Play. The Five Types of Christmas Movies The Christmas Carol… Read More ›

Seperation

I’m completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death.   George Carlin George Denis Patrick Carlin (May 12,… Read More ›

Family

The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. George Carlin Good old Uncle Moe’s Family Feedbag.