One of the most intelligent and wisest performers of the 20th Century, his observations of modern life are golden. He is missed but his wisdom lives on.
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. George Carlin
I’m completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death. George Carlin
George Denis Patrick Carlin (May 12, 1937 – June 22, 2008) was an American comedian, writer, social critic, and actor who won five Grammy Awards for his comedy albums. Carlin was noted for his black comedy as well as his thoughts on politics, the English language, psychology, religion, and various taboo subjects. Carlin and his “Seven dirty words” comedy routine were central to the 1978 U.S. Supreme Court case F.C.C. v. Pacifica Foundation, in which a 5–4 decision by the justices affirmed the government’s power to regulate indecent material on the public airwaves.
The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. George Carlin
Good old Uncle Moe’s Family Feedbag.