I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn’t it. Groucho Marx.
Groucho Marx
Dull
Well, I thought my razor was dull until I heard his speech. Groucho Marx
Romance
Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There’s no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. Groucho Marx
Old
A man’s only as old as the woman he feels. Groucho Marx