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Lazy

The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves.    W.C. Fields William Claude Dukenfield (January 29, 1880 – December 25, 1946), better known as W. C. Fields, was an American comedian,… Read More ›

Smile

  Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.  WC Fields William Claude Dukenfield (January 29, 1880 – December 25, 1946), better known as W. C. Fields, was an American comedian, actor, juggler and writer.  Fields’ comic persona… Read More ›

Drinking

  Christmas at my house is always at least six or seven times more pleasant than anywhere else. We start drinking early. And while everyone else is seeing only one Santa Claus, we’ll be seeing six or seven.  W.C. Fields… Read More ›