lawyer

Lawyer

Two farmers each claimed a certain cow. While one pulled on its head and the other pulled on its tail, the cow was milked by a lawyer. Unknown

Briefcase

  A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns.    Mario Puzo Mario Gianluigi Puzo (October 15, 1920 – July 2, 1999) was an American author, screenwriter and journalist of Italian descent. He is known for his crime novels about the Mafia, most notably The Godfather (1969), which he… Read More ›

Crime

Going to trial with a lawyer who considers your whole life-style a Crime in Progress is not a happy prospect.  Hunter S. Thompson Counterculture icon Hunter S. Thompson was an American journalist best known for writing 1971’s ‘Fear and Loathing… Read More ›

Funeral

I didn’t attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it. Ebenezer Rockwood Hoar (February 21, 1816 – January 31, 1895) was an influential American politician, lawyer, and justice from Massachusetts. Long attributed to Mark… Read More ›