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Thanksgiving

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor.   Phyllis Diller

Phyllis Ada Diller (July 17, 1917 – August 20, 2012) was an American actress and stand-up comedian, best known for her eccentric stage persona, her self-deprecating humor, her wild hair and clothes, and her exaggerated, cackling laugh.

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Thanksgiving

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My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor.  Phyllis Diller

Phyllis Ada Driver (July 17, 1917 – August 20, 2012), better known as Phyllis Diller, was an American stand-up comedian, actress, singer, dancer, and voice artist, best known for her eccentric stage persona, her self-deprecating humor, her wild hair and clothes, and her exaggerated, cackling laugh.  Diller’s voice acting roles included the Queen in A Bug’s Life, Granny Neutron in The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius, Thelma Griffin in Family Guy, and various characters on Robot Chicken.

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Christmas Parties

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What I don’t like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day Phyllis Diller

From Wikipedia: Phyllis Ada Driver (July 17, 1917 – August 20, 2012), better known as Phyllis Diller, was an American stand-up comedienne, actress, and voice artist, best known for her eccentric stage persona and her wild hair and clothes. Diller’s voice acting roles included the Queen in A Bug’s Life, Granny Neutron in The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius, and various characters on Robot Chicken.

Here is the wonderful lady when she appeared with Scooby Doo: phillisdyiller2