Qoutes

Pretend

We are only what we pretend to be. Kurt Vonnegut Jr. Kurt Vonnegut (November 11, 1922 – April 11, 2007) was an American writer. In a career spanning over 50 years, he published 14 novels, three short story collections, five plays,… Read More ›

Drink

Sometimes too much drink is barely enough. Mark Twain Mark Twain was born in Florida, Missouri on 30 November 1835, the sixth child born to Jane Lampton (1803-1890) and John Marshall Clemens (1798-1847). In 1839 the Twain family moved to… Read More ›

Classical

Classical music is music written by famous dead foreigners. Arlene Heath Not sure who Ms. Heath is, but it is a pretty spot on quote.

Lover

The perfect lover is one who turns inot a pizza at 4:00 am. Charles Pierce Charles Patrick Pierce (born December 28, 1953) is an American sportswriter, political blogger, liberal pundit author, and game show panelist. He has been a writer-at-large for a men’s fashion magazine, and his… Read More ›