In California you lose a point off your IQ every year. Truman Capote Truman Garcia Capote born Truman Streckfus Persons, September 30, 1924 – August 25, 1984) was an American novelist, screenwriter, playwright, and actor. Several of his short stories, novels, and… Read More ›
Qoutes
Lawyer
Two farmers each claimed a certain cow. While one pulled on its head and the other pulled on its tail, the cow was milked by a lawyer. Unknown
You may already be a loser.
Form letter received by Rodney Dangerfield. Rodney Dangerfield (born Jacob Rodney Cohen; November 22, 1921 – October 5, 2004) was an American stand-up comedian, actor, producer, screenwriter, musician and author. He was known for his self-deprecating one-liner humor, his catchphrase “I don’t get no respect!” and… Read More ›
Stress
To reduce stress, avoid excitement. Spend more time with your spouse. Robert Orden. Robert Orben (born March 4, 1927) is an American professional comedy writer, although he also worked as a magician. He has written multiple books on comedy, mostly collections of… Read More ›
Stories and Quotes from the Mind* and Keyboard of A.A.Forringer 