Quotes

Shorter

I like young girls. Their stories are shorter. Tom McGuane Thomas Francis McGuane III (born December 11, 1939) is an American writer. His work includes ten novels, short fiction and screenplays, as well as three collections of essays devoted to his… Read More ›

Out

Burt Reynolds once asked me out. I was in his room. Phyliss Diller Diller put out an autobiography in 2005 in her late 80s, and entitled it “Like a Lampshade in a Whorehouse”, which pretty much says it all when… Read More ›