Two farmers each claimed a certain cow. While one pulled on its head and the other pulled on its tail, the cow was milked by a lawyer. Unknown
Quotes
You may already be a loser.
Form letter received by Rodney Dangerfield. Rodney Dangerfield (born Jacob Rodney Cohen; November 22, 1921 – October 5, 2004) was an American stand-up comedian, actor, producer, screenwriter, musician and author. He was known for his self-deprecating one-liner humor, his catchphrase “I don’t get no respect!” and… Read More ›
Stress
To reduce stress, avoid excitement. Spend more time with your spouse. Robert Orden. Robert Orben (born March 4, 1927) is an American professional comedy writer, although he also worked as a magician. He has written multiple books on comedy, mostly collections of… Read More ›
Eating
The problem with eating Italian food is that five or six days later you are hungry again. George Miller George Miller (June 28, 1941 – March 5, 2003), born George Wade Dornberger, was a stand-up comedian who first performed standup at age 21 and made… Read More ›
Stories and Quotes from the Mind* and Keyboard of A.A.Forringer 