women

Love

Love is what happens to men and women who don’t know each other. W. Somerset Maugham William Somerset Maugham (25 January 1874 – 16 December 1965) was an English playwright, novelist, and short-story writer. He was among the most popular writers… Read More ›

Missing

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. Groucho Marx Julius Henry “Groucho” Marx (October 2, 1890 – August 19, 1977) was an American comedian, actor, writer, stage, film, radio, and television star. He is generally considered to have been… Read More ›

Devices

There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible.   P. J. O’Rourke Patrick Jake O’Rourke (born November 14, 1947) is an American political satirist and journalist…. Read More ›

Ugly

Some women hold up dresses that are so ugly and they always say the same thing: ‘This looks much better on.’ On what? On fire?   Rita Rudner Rita Rudner (born September 17, 1953) is an American comedian, writer and actress. Beginning… Read More ›