What I don’t like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day Phyllis Diller
From Wikipedia: Phyllis Ada Driver (July 17, 1917 – August 20, 2012), better known as Phyllis Diller, was an American stand-up comedienne, actress, and voice artist, best known for her eccentric stage persona and her wild hair and clothes. Diller’s voice acting roles included the Queen in A Bug’s Life, Granny Neutron in The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius, and various characters on Robot Chicken.
Here is the wonderful lady when she appeared with Scooby Doo: 
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Stories and Quotes from the Mind* and Keyboard of A.A.Forringer 
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