The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. George Carlin
For more Christmas Cheer listen to the Miles Mitchell Christmas Radio Play.
The Five Types of Christmas Movies
Lenny and Squiggy’s Christmas Song
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Stories and Quotes from the Mind* and Keyboard of A.A.Forringer 
Witty observation, disparaging remark, question for A.A., well this is your chance.