Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who’ll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you’re in the wrong house, that’s what it means. Henny Youngman
Henry “Henny” Youngman (original Yiddish surname Yungman;[1] 16 March 1906 – 24 February 1998) was an English-American comedian and musician famous for his mastery of the “one-liner“; his best known one-liner being “Take my wife … please”.
Categories: Quotes
Stories and Quotes from the Mind* and Keyboard of A.A.Forringer 
Witty observation, disparaging remark, question for A.A., well this is your chance.