Football players, like prostitutes, are in the business of ruining their bodies for the pleasure of strangers. Merle Kessler
Merle Kessler is a writer, humorist, and performer, best known perhaps by his pen name, Ian Shoales. As Ian Shoales he has been churning out cranky yet strangely humorous commentaries since 1979.
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Stories and Quotes from the Mind* and Keyboard of A.A.Forringer 
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