Football players, like prostitutes, are in the business of ruining their bodies for the pleasure of strangers. Merle Kessler
Merle Kessler is a writer, humorist, and performer, best known perhaps by his pen name, Ian Shoales. As Ian Shoales he has been churning out cranky yet strangely humorous commentaries since 1979.
Witty observation, disparaging remark, question for A.A., well this is your chance.