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  • Never

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    Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. Dave Barry David McAlister Barry (born July 3, 1947) is an American author and columnist who wrote a nationally syndicated humor column for the Miami Herald from 1983 to 2005…. Read More ›

  • Compressed

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    Everything is being compressed into tiny tablets. You take a little pill of news every day – 23 minutes – and that’s supposed to be enough.   Walter Cronkite Walter Leland Cronkite Jr. (November 4, 1916 – July 17, 2009) was an American… Read More ›

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    I liked Westerns for two reasons: First, it took the actor outside. They were all very physical at that time and not limited to a stage. Second, they paid my rent an awful lot.   DeForest Kelley Jackson DeForest Kelley (January 20,… Read More ›

  • Pugnacious and Powerful Saint Nicks. 

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    Santa Claus, one of the orginal good guys, toymaker, world traveler, rewarder of good behavior.  Ho, Ho, Ho, checking his list twice, beard of white, suit of red, the whole twas the night before Christmas.  Santa has always been portrayed… Read More ›