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• Drinking

  By aaforringer on December 25, 2014 • ( 0 )

  

    Christmas at my house is always at least six or seven times more pleasant than anywhere else. We start drinking early. And while everyone else is seeing only one Santa Claus, we’ll be seeing six or seven.  W.C. Fields… Read More ›

• Wrapping

  By aaforringer on December 23, 2014 • ( 1 )

  

  My wife, like many women, actually LIKES wrapping things. If she gives you a gift that requires batteries, she wraps the batteries separately, which to me is very close to being a symptom of mental illness.    Dave Barry Dave… Read More ›

• Christmas- Speech

  By aaforringer on December 21, 2014 • ( 5 )

  

    A Charlie Brown Christmas Special  Repelled by the commercialism he sees around him, Charlie Brown tries to find the true meaning of Christmas. Linus Van Pelt:  And there were in the same country shepherds abiding in the field, keeping watch… Read More ›

• Meant

  By aaforringer on December 18, 2014 • ( 0 )

  

    While I had often said that I wanted to die in bed, what I really meant was that in my old age I wanted to be stepped on by an elephant while making love.  Roger Zelazny Roger Joseph Zelazny… Read More ›