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  • Wrapping

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    My wife, like many women, actually LIKES wrapping things. If she gives you a gift that requires batteries, she wraps the batteries separately, which to me is very close to being a symptom of mental illness.    Dave Barry Dave… Read More ›

  • Christmas- Speech

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      A Charlie Brown Christmas Special  Repelled by the commercialism he sees around him, Charlie Brown tries to find the true meaning of Christmas. Linus Van Pelt:  And there were in the same country shepherds abiding in the field, keeping watch… Read More ›

  • Meant

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      While I had often said that I wanted to die in bed, what I really meant was that in my old age I wanted to be stepped on by an elephant while making love.  Roger Zelazny Roger Joseph Zelazny… Read More ›

  • Snow

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    Sunshine is delicious, rain is refreshing, wind braces us up, snow is exhilarating; there is really no such thing as bad weather, only different kinds of good weather.  John Ruskin (8 February 1819 – 20 January 1900)  He was the leading… Read More ›