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• Resolutions

  By aaforringer on December 30, 2014 • ( 0 )

  

    May all your troubles last as long as your New Year’s resolutions!  Joey Adams Joey Adams (January 6, 1911 – December 2, 1999), born Joseph Abramowitz, was an American comedian who was inducted into the New York Friars’ Club… Read More ›

• A Christmas Song

  By aaforringer on December 28, 2014 • ( 0 )

  

        Lenny and the Squigtones is a fictional musical group headed by Michael McKean and David Lander, the two actors who played the characters Lenny and Squiggy on the television series Laverne & Shirley. The group’s eponymous debut… Read More ›

• Drinking

  By aaforringer on December 25, 2014 • ( 0 )

  

    Christmas at my house is always at least six or seven times more pleasant than anywhere else. We start drinking early. And while everyone else is seeing only one Santa Claus, we’ll be seeing six or seven.  W.C. Fields… Read More ›

• Wrapping

  By aaforringer on December 23, 2014 • ( 1 )

  

  My wife, like many women, actually LIKES wrapping things. If she gives you a gift that requires batteries, she wraps the batteries separately, which to me is very close to being a symptom of mental illness.    Dave Barry Dave… Read More ›