A real hangover is nothing to try out family remedies on. The only cure for a real hangover is death. Robert Benchley Robert Charles Benchley (September 15, 1889 – November 21, 1945) was an American humorist best known for… Read More ›
Quotes
Resolutions
May all your troubles last as long as your New Year’s resolutions! Joey Adams Joey Adams (January 6, 1911 – December 2, 1999), born Joseph Abramowitz, was an American comedian who was inducted into the New York Friars’ Club… Read More ›
Drinking
Christmas at my house is always at least six or seven times more pleasant than anywhere else. We start drinking early. And while everyone else is seeing only one Santa Claus, we’ll be seeing six or seven. W.C. Fields… Read More ›
Wrapping
My wife, like many women, actually LIKES wrapping things. If she gives you a gift that requires batteries, she wraps the batteries separately, which to me is very close to being a symptom of mental illness. Dave Barry Dave… Read More ›
Stories and Quotes from the Mind* and Keyboard of A.A.Forringer 