Comedian

Smile

By aaforringer on July 28, 2015 • ( 0 )

Start every day off with a smile and get it over with. WC Fields William Claude Dukenfield (January 29, 1880 – December 25, 1946), better known as W. C. Fields, was an American comedian, actor, juggler and writer. Fields’ comic persona… Read More ›

Distance

By aaforringer on May 14, 2015 • ( 0 )

Anywhere is walking distance if you’ve got the time. Steven Wright Steven Alexander Wright (born December 6, 1955) is an American comedian, actor and writer. He is known for his distinctly lethargic voice and slow, deadpan delivery… Read More ›

Drinking

By aaforringer on December 25, 2014 • ( 0 )

Christmas at my house is always at least six or seven times more pleasant than anywhere else. We start drinking early. And while everyone else is seeing only one Santa Claus, we’ll be seeing six or seven. W.C. Fields… Read More ›

Dull

By aaforringer on June 17, 2014 • ( 0 )

Well, I thought my razor was dull until I heard his speech. Groucho Marx Julius Henry “Groucho” Marx (October 2, 1890[1] – August 19, 1977) was an American comedian and film and television star. He was known as a master… Read More ›