My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. Phyllis Diller Phyllis Ada Driver (July 17, 1917 – August 20, 2012), better known as Phyllis Diller, was an American stand-up comedian, actress, singer, dancer, and… Read More ›
Start every day off with a smile and get it over with. WC Fields William Claude Dukenfield (January 29, 1880 – December 25, 1946), better known as W. C. Fields, was an American comedian, actor, juggler and writer. Fields’ comic persona… Read More ›
Anywhere is walking distance if you’ve got the time. Steven Wright Steven Alexander Wright (born December 6, 1955) is an American comedian, actor and writer. He is known for his distinctly lethargic voice and slow, deadpan delivery… Read More ›
Christmas at my house is always at least six or seven times more pleasant than anywhere else. We start drinking early. And while everyone else is seeing only one Santa Claus, we’ll be seeing six or seven. W.C. Fields… Read More ›
Stories and Quotes from the Mind* and Keyboard of A.A.Forringer 