Comedian

Thanksgiving

I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land.      Jon Stewart Jon Stewart (born Jonathan Stuart Leibowitz, November… Read More ›

Race

Just being a Negro doesn’t qualify you to understand the race situation any more than being sick makes you an expert on medicine.   Dick Gregory Richard Claxton “Dick” Gregory (born October 12, 1932) is an American civil rights activist,… Read More ›

Marijuana

Why is marijuana against the law? It grows naturally upon our planet. Doesn’t the idea of making nature against the law seem to you a bit . . . unnatural?”   Bill Hicks William Melvin Hicks (December 16, 1961 – February… Read More ›

Grass

You may have heard that back in the States there are some people who are smoking grass. I don’t know how you feel, but it’s sure easier than cutting the stuff.    Pat Morita Noriyuki “Pat” Morita (June 28, 1932… Read More ›