Writer’s block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol. Steve Martin Stephen Glenn “Steve” Martin (born August 14, 1945) is an American comedian, actor, screenwriter, producer, and musician. Martin came… Read More ›
My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. Phyllis Diller Phyllis Ada Driver (July 17, 1917 – August 20, 2012), better known as Phyllis Diller, was an American stand-up comedian, actress, singer, dancer, and… Read More ›
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Stories and Quotes from the Mind* and Keyboard of A.A.Forringer 