Posted in Quotes

Spread

SteveHarveyHWOFMay2013 (cropped).jpg

I’m going to take this God-given gift of being funny, and I’m going to spread it out like peanut butter on everything I do.

  Steve Harvey

Broderick Stephen Harvey (born January 17, 1957) is an American comedian, television host, producer, radio personality, actor, and author. He hosts The Steve Harvey Morning Show, the Steve talk show, Family Feud, Celebrity Family Feud, Little Big Shots and its spinoff Little Big Shots: Forever Young, Steve Harvey’s Funderdome, Showtime at the Apollo, and since 2015, the Miss Universe pageant.

Image result for steve harvey

 

Posted in Quotes

Funny

Harvey Korman - IMDb

Funny is when you’re serious.   Harvey Korman

Harvey Herschel Korman (February 15, 1927 – May 29, 2008) was an American comedic actor who performed in television and film productions and was also a voice artist. His big break was being a featured performer on CBS‘ The Danny Kaye Show, but he is best remembered for his performances on the sketch comedy series The Carol Burnett Show and in several films by Mel Brooks.

Dead 2 Rights: Mill Creek comedy classics #6: "Her ...

 

Posted in Quotes

Comedy

Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious. Peter Ustinov

Sir Peter Alexander UstinovCBEFRSA (born Peter Alexander von Ustinov  16 April 1921 – 28 March 2004) was an English actor, writer, dramatistfilmmakertheatre and opera directorstage designerscreenwritercomedianhumoristnewspaper and magazine columnist, radio broadcaster, and television presenter. He was a fixture on television talk shows and lecture circuits for much of his career. A respected intellectual and diplomat, he held various academic posts and served as a Goodwill Ambassador for UNICEF and President of the World Federalist Movement.

In one of my favorite Disney movies, Blackbeard’s Ghost. 1968
Posted in Quotes

Picnic

Rodney Dangerfield2

My wife, she can’t cook at all.  When we go on a picnic, I bring Tums for the ants.    Rodney Dangerfield

Rodney Dangerfield (born Jacob Rodney Cohen, November 22, 1921 – October 5, 2004) was an American comedian and actor, known for the catchphrase “I don’t get no respect!” and his monologues on that theme. He is also remembered for his 1980s film roles, especially in Easy Money, Caddyshack, and Back to School.

rodney dangerfield
From Caddyshack

 

Very, very funny man, and from what I have read he was hugely instrumental in helping a lot of young comedians.