Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please. Mark Twain Mark Twain, pseudonym of Samuel Langhorne Clemens, (born November 30, 1835, Florida, Missouri, U.S.—died April 21, 1910, Redding, Connecticut), American humorist, journalist, lecturer, and novelist who… Read More ›
Mark Twain
My Personal Heaven
A.J woke gradually, easily and without that gummy taste you usually had in your mouth after waking from a nap. When he realized he was on the monorail at Walt Disney World he rubbed his chin and he was happy he… Read More ›
Geniuses
Thousands of geniuses live and die undiscovered — either by themselves or by others. But for the Civil War, Lincoln and Grant and Sherman and Sheridan would not have been discovered, nor have risen into notice. Mark Twain Samuel Langhorne… Read More ›
Started
The secret to getting ahead is getting started. Mark Twain On Nov. 30, 1835, the small town of Florida, Mo. witnessed the birth of its most famous son. Samuel Langhorne Clemens was welcomed into the world as the sixth… Read More ›