Sometimes too much drink is barely enough. Mark Twain Mark Twain was born in Florida, Missouri on 30 November 1835, the sixth child born to Jane Lampton (1803-1890) and John Marshall Clemens (1798-1847). In 1839 the Twain family moved to… Read More ›
Mark Twain
Distort
Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please. Mark Twain Mark Twain, pseudonym of Samuel Langhorne Clemens, (born November 30, 1835, Florida, Missouri, U.S.—died April 21, 1910, Redding, Connecticut), American humorist, journalist, lecturer, and novelist who… Read More ›
My Personal Heaven
A.J woke gradually, easily and without that gummy taste you usually had in your mouth after waking from a nap. When he realized he was on the monorail at Walt Disney World he rubbed his chin and he was happy he… Read More ›
Geniuses
Thousands of geniuses live and die undiscovered — either by themselves or by others. But for the Civil War, Lincoln and Grant and Sherman and Sheridan would not have been discovered, nor have risen into notice. Mark Twain Samuel Langhorne… Read More ›