Two farmers each claimed a certain cow. While one pulled on its head and the other pulled on its tail, the cow was milked by a lawyer. Unknown
Qoutes
You may already be a loser.
Form letter received by Rodney Dangerfield. Rodney Dangerfield (born Jacob Rodney Cohen; November 22, 1921 – October 5, 2004) was an American stand-up comedian, actor, producer, screenwriter, musician and author. He was known for his self-deprecating one-liner humor, his catchphrase “I don’t get no respect!” and… Read More ›
Stress
To reduce stress, avoid excitement. Spend more time with your spouse. Robert Orden. Robert Orben (born March 4, 1927) is an American professional comedy writer, although he also worked as a magician. He has written multiple books on comedy, mostly collections of… Read More ›
Permanent
Once you believe things are permanent, you’re trapped in a world without doors. Genesis P-Orridge Genesis Breyer P-Orridge (born Neil Andrew Megson; 22 February 1950 – 14 March 2020) was an English singer-songwriter, musician, poet, performance artist, visual artist, and occultist who rose to notability… Read More ›
