The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves. W.C. Fields
William Claude Dukenfield (January 29, 1880 – December 25, 1946), better known as W. C. Fields, was an American comedian, actor, juggler and writer. Fields’ comic persona was a misanthropic and hard-drinking egotist, who remained a sympathetic character despite his snarling contempt for dogs and children.
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Stories and Quotes from the Mind* and Keyboard of A.A.Forringer 
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