W.C. Fields

Woman

Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard on a cold night, she can still survive.   W. C. Fields W.C. Fields, original name William Claude Dukenfield, (born January 29, 1880, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, U.S.—died December… Read More ›

Answer

It ain’t what they call you, it’s what you answer to.   W. C. Fields William Claude Dukenfield was the eldest of five children born to Cockney immigrant James Dukenfield and Philadelphia native Kate Felton. He went to school for four… Read More ›

Whiskey

Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake.  W. C. Fields   William Claude Dukenfield (January 29, 1880 – December 25, 1946), better known as W. C. Fields, was an American comedian, actor, juggler and writer.  Fields’… Read More ›

Lazy

The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves.    W.C. Fields William Claude Dukenfield (January 29, 1880 – December 25, 1946), better known as W. C. Fields, was an American comedian,… Read More ›