Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard on a cold night, she can still survive. W. C. Fields
W.C. Fields, original name William Claude Dukenfield, (born January 29, 1880, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, U.S.—died December 25, 1946, Pasadena, California), actor whose flawless timing and humorous cantankerousness made him one of America’s greatest comedians. His real-life and screen personalities were often indistinguishable, and he is remembered for his distinctive nasal voice, his antisocial character, and his fondness for alcohol.
He always gave such good advice.