Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla. Jim Bishop
James Alonzo Bishop (November 21, 1907 – July 26, 1987) was an American journalist and author who wrote the bestselling book The Day Lincoln was Shot.
I know it is a chimp and not a gorilla, but hey it is still a good picture.
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Stories and Quotes from the Mind* and Keyboard of A.A.Forringer 
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