Quotes

Life

Life is hard. Then you die. Then they throw dirt in your face. Then the worms eat you. Be grateful it happens in that order.   David Gerrold David Gerrold (born January 24, 1944) is an American science fiction screenwriter… Read More ›

Useless

Just because something doesn’t do what you planned it to do doesn’t mean it’s useless. Thomas A. Edison Thomas Alva Edison (February 11, 1847 – October 18, 1931) was an American inventor and businessman who has been described as America’s greatest… Read More ›

Comedy

Comedy is unusual people in real situations; farce is real people in unusual situations.   Chuck Jones Charles Martin Jones (September 21, 1912 – February 22, 2002) was an American animator, filmmaker, cartoonist, author, artist, and screenwriter, best known for his… Read More ›

Problem

Death is the solution to all problems. No man – no problem.   Joseph Stalin Joseph Vissarionovich Stalin[b] (born Ioseb Besarionis dze Jughashvili;[a] 18 December [O.S. 6 December] 1878[1] – 5 March 1953) was a Georgian revolutionary and Soviet politician who led… Read More ›