If no one shopped on Thanksgiving Day, the stores wouldn’t open. End of story. I say we all take the pledge and stay home. Thanksgiving is a day to give thanks for what you have, not to save a few… Read More ›
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Thanksgiving
My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. Phyllis Diller Phyllis Ada Diller (July 17, 1917 – August 20, 2012) was an American actress and stand-up comedian, best known for her eccentric stage… Read More ›
Holiday
Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday. People travel thousands of miles to be with people they only see once a year. And then discover once a year is way too often. Johnny Carson John William “Johnny” Carson (October 23, 1925 – January… Read More ›
Thanksgiving
I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land. Jon Stewart Jon Stewart (born Jonathan Stuart Leibowitz, November… Read More ›
Stories and Quotes from the Mind* and Keyboard of A.A.Forringer 