My wife, she can’t cook at all. When we go on a picnic, I bring Tums for the ants. Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfield (born Jacob Rodney Cohen, November 22, 1921 – October 5, 2004) was an American comedian and actor, known for the catchphrase “I don’t get no respect!” and his monologues on that theme. He is also remembered for his 1980s film roles, especially in Easy Money, Caddyshack, and Back to School.
Very, very funny man, and from what I have read he was hugely instrumental in helping a lot of young comedians.