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  • Holiday

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    Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday. People travel thousands of miles to be with people they only see once a year. And then discover once a year is way too often.   Johnny Carson  John William “Johnny” Carson (October 23, 1925 – January… Read More ›

  • Thanksgiving

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    I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land.      Jon Stewart Jon Stewart (born Jonathan Stuart Leibowitz, November… Read More ›

  • House

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    If you burn your neighbors house down, it doesn’t make your house look any better.   Lou Holtz Louis Leo “Lou” Holtz (born January 6, 1937) is a former American football player, coach, and analyst. He served as the head… Read More ›

  • Paradox

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    You might find me outside with a can of hair spray, spraying it with the hope that the sun will burn a hole in the Earth. Another part of me hopes people will grow up and evolve and get smarter…. Read More ›